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#beercake #michael pitt #could i have picked a better picture? #probably not

- February 28 -

michael pitt has those normal dude qualities because even when he’s cleaned up, he still seems dirty, like he’s done some shit. he’s like what it’d be like if you got a case of beer and frosted it with chocolate for someones birthday and called it a cake. cake sounds good and all, so when you see the cake you’re like, “ooh… thanks guys. cake…”. but then you get past the frosting and it’s beer and you’re like, “fuck yeah! beer! that’s what i wanted!”. that’s what michael pitt is. and despite the shitty movies he’s done, the good ones are great. the idea of a beer cake is such a disgusting thought only an alcoholic could appreciate and he seems like he drinks. he’d be stoked on a beer cake.

michael pitt has those normal dude qualities because even when he’s cleaned up, he still seems dirty, like he’s done some shit. he’s like what it’d be like if you got a case of beer and frosted it with chocolate for someones birthday and called it a cake. cake sounds good and all, so when you see the cake you’re like, “ooh… thanks guys. cake…”. but then you get past the frosting and it’s beer and you’re like, “fuck yeah! beer! that’s what i wanted!”. that’s what michael pitt is. and despite the shitty movies he’s done, the good ones are great. the idea of a beer cake is such a disgusting thought only an alcoholic could appreciate and he seems like he drinks. he’d be stoked on a beer cake.

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