
Boners: A Retrospective
2008-2010i mean, we did pretty well, didn’t we? there’s a club night in San Francisco named after this blog (wednesdays at Beauty Bar). Boner Party got mentioned in New York Magazine, Pitchfork, and hopefully by at least one irate mom who found this in the ‘history’ folder. this isn’t the end - not by far - it’s just that i think it’s run its course in its current form, in this current incarnation. i think it would be better suited as part of something else, something bigger, with more scope. i will still blog about hot girls. i’ve been doing it since i was 15. god fucking forbid anyone figures out the password to my old livejournal. look: bascially, i want to move on, and hopefully this wonderful, responsive and great audience will follow. it’s as simple as that. i’d rather not drag this into the ground month after month year after year. it will return. it will not be named ‘Boner Party’. but it will return.
this is by no means the last entry. i plan on doing a retrospective the rest of the week.
This makes me so sad. It’s kinda weird, I can’t even remember how I found Boner Party, yet it’s totally grown on me. I’ve laughed, shared it with friends, had to hide it from my parents, etc etc. It made me realize something about my own crazy sexuality, you know? Sometimes you just want to sit on the floor with someone pretty and eat tacos. Passionately.
being known as ‘the guy who wrote boner party’ doesn’t seem like it’d be that bad. you’ve gotten so many props and now a night dedicated to drinking in honor of the blog. i mean, it’s fucking brilliant. with it you’ve given so many dudes across the blogosphere something they can all relate to. i know i for one, have always felt that same silent and snide romantic narrative of boner party. it’s been inspiration for this blog, whatever this is. i am glad you’ve realized that it’s kind of at a plateau and you want to improve and build upon it. great. but, don’t forget what happened when pepsi crystal came out. just sayin’.
also, why have i never fucking heard of this at beauty bar? that place sucks, but i’ll gladly go get wasted in the name of ned hepburn and boner party.
I’m excited to see what happens next.
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